♥Monday, June 19, 2006
being the shallow, superficial girls that we are
(AHEM.)
(in response to sunday times' article)
let's all gush about the goodlookers in football today
First up we have fernando torres
from the country with the bull and the matador
we shld call him torr-nando (like tornado?ok a bit off)
er..if u dont noe, he's the one on the RIGHT
and then there's brazil's kaka!wah, kaka's ka (foot) very power ok
let's all go gaga over kaka (muahaha)
ooh the wife damn chio (she's like 1 or 2 yrs older than us 0_o)and then there is mish's van der vaart, portugal's hot-headed-fancy-pansy-footwork- ronaldo
and blah blah
the point is
dont despair!
they may have the looks, the money, the fans, the girl(s)
the fame, the body
blah blah blah
but they may nt have the brains
ahhhhh
we just have to look towards mr david beckham for inspiration
"my parents have been there for me ever since i was about 7"
(eh..so they were M.I.A. before u turned 7?)
"Alex ferguson is the best manager i've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager i had at this level. But he's the best manager i've ever had"
(er...ok..)
Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne:
"I've had 14 bookings this season- 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable"
(well, let's see, 8+7= 14?so the one unaccounted for must have been the referee's fault)
Ronaldo on his inspiration for his baby's name:
" He will be called Ronald, because we like going to Mcdonald's"
(Gasp! now we know the root of his ballooning problem)
Thierry Henry (coolio name)
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals"
(yup, and other times, you just get bribed)
ok so pple, just build up those grey matter in ur heads!
ok..do i sound mean??
sorry!
no malicious intent on any footballers ok!
for entertainment purposes only
in a crappy mood today
11.49 edit
this is my progress report for CTs:
started somethings,
accomplished little things
finished nothing
whole day rotting
day before start chiong-ing
CT come start smoking
results come back kena scolding
then do some reflecting
no more playing
and start mugging
i will come from behind like australia did against japan
and own everybody during promos OK!
watch out!!!
in a damn sai state now
boohoohoo
this is what you get when you hibernate for 6++months
now everybody upgrade, i still at pentium 2
tired s i n y e e! signing off!
