♥Thursday, June 08, 2006
a series of unfortunate events sums up my malaysia trip
because of this LOOONNNNG holiday i have to give up a few days of aviva open! (gasp!)
waste my season ticket -_-;
i was really quite miserable there u noe
i think i lost my ability to talk there
basically it's just eating.sleeping.stoning.
and u just keep repeating that routine.
i shall borrow farhanis' pet phrase "oh my mama!"in this v long post.
1) the heat!oh my mama!
2) the food was damn good!stuffed myself silly
let's just say my philosophy is to eat first, worry later!
we should all adopt this
then we can live happily in a puipui world!yay!
i ate 4 bowls of assam laksa from 4 different stalls
3 consecutively...o'_'o (paiseh)
and i ate char kway teow with milo beng for breakfast for 3 consecutive days
now
it's time to worry
3) journey to the north
i almost went all the way to thailand (sawadikap)
my big fat butt is like
big flat fat butt now
i spent at least 21 hours in the car in total!oh my mama!
4) i've never in my life seen a tyre puncture
well, i got to see two (not my car)
and my uncles fixed it in 5 minutes flat
impressive
5) i was really really bored there
not close to any of my cousins
and the adults usually go
" aiyoh! yi qian kan dao ni de shi hou cai zhe ma xiao
xian zai da le, bian hen duo horh!"
*cue smile here* for sinyee
then they will move on to another topic with ur mum/dad
and u stone
and then all my uncles and aunties speak in hokkien
let's just say that..I DON'T FREAKING UNDERSTAND!
wa buay hiao !
at least my hokkien improved quite abit
i used to exhaust all the hokkien i know in one sentence
now it's two x)
6) about some of my cousins whom i have not seen for...
damn long
my face was perpetually 0_o
they put on makeup!
foundation, eyeliner, eyeshadow, eyebrow pencil blah the whole package
but hey, wat the hell is wrong with that, right?
the problem is...
they're
GUYS.
0_o
OH MY MAMA.
at least they dress spiffily T_T
and their hair...wooo, colourful.
(eee so gay)
but my cousins on my father's side are a bunch of artistically inclined pple
i think they're better than the AEP pple
at least 3 of them are doing graphic design in U
guess my genes got diluted.(alot.)
and they dress well
but i won't be caught dead in their garb in singapore
it's like some jap goth thingie
they have guts.
and there's my other bunch of cousins
u noe those cars that go...vroom..vroom..VRROOOOOMMM
and with music that go "BOMP BOMP BOMP!"
uh...they're kinda into tt kind of thing
his car appeared in some autoshow mag
but...
they look damn beng!!
how much hair gel do they use to keep the hair standing!
apparently my parents think they look quite shuai (as in their face)
i'm like...ER..NO?
7) i lost all my accessories. like earrings.hairstuff. weeps
my purchases from the malaysian mega sale?
ZILT
8) erm, my aunt won 4d?abt RM 1000
9) OH THE TOILET
one that i was forced to go to can rival that of China's
and trust me, i have been to many china toilets
with flush no flush
with door no door
with spectator no spectator
with hole no hole
and even to the gents (heh)
the malaysia toilet was like, one hole!
no flush!
no light!
damn smelly!
damn dirty!(with dead insects stuck to the walls)
i ran out traumatised
10) my cousins' house (the one w internet access in KL) was a treasure trove of...
MANGA!!!yayayayayay!
i read a few titles (deathnote was missing.surprisingly.)
and yest i din sleep the whole night
so i could be a responsible soccer member
and read WHISTLE!
er...i din learn anything lah
but i only read until 15, cos b4 tt i read other stuff
WHOAR.good stuff yah?world cup kicking off!
p.s. had a nice long telephone talk with hannah
yay they missed me
do u? ^_^
tired s i n y e e signing off <3
